Table of contents:
- Pangs of conscience or "Freedom for parrots!"
- How to date several girls at the same time and not die at the same time?
- We meet with several girls, and where is the ending?
2023 Author: Katelyn Chandter | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-05-21 13:08
Excuses are needed by the insecure and the weak, and they need to sneeze at them. How to date several girls at the same time and not die at the same time? The reasons for men to date several girls at the same time.
Yvette, Lisette, Musetta, Jeanette, Georgette.
My whole life is warmed by you, like the July sun.
As long as with me you swear
My song is not sung!
Mironov A. - "I'm getting married, I'm getting married."
Text author: Okudzhava B.
The question of whether this is necessary and whether it is worth playing with feelings, with several girls, is controversial. Most of the female population will say that it is immoral and disgusting that men are males and complete antisocial types. Perhaps this is so. Men also have a decent range of opinions and many do not see anything reprehensible in this. Personally, I am not going to whitewash a man with the science of the polygamy of his male nature, excuses are needed for the insecure and weak, and they sneeze at them. This is a sober calculation: “I want and meet with two, three, five females … my business”, especially since no one is in a legal relationship yet.
• Many men behave like Giacomo Girolamo Casanova (Italian Giacomo Girolamo Casanova) or at least Don Juan (Spanish Don Juan) - the legendary loving Spaniard, libertine and complete lawless, with a completely understandable purpose. One girl often cannot give everything that a man wants. Blond, dark, red-haired or Japanese, but few secret male desires and not yet embodied fantasies. Until satiety and awareness of their desires come, modern Casanova will not leave the love path in search of adventure. Some men are not fixable.
• Life is short, girls appear, replace each other and disappear on the horizon, differing in quality: appearance and characters, altering our inner and outer world. Men become smarter, more experienced and less vulnerable in search of a better companion. The choice of girls is great, in order to get to know the next passion, time is needed and it is not always wise to spend it on one. Sometimes the speed of convergence depends only on the fourth dimension. What to do? Attacking multiple fortresses in parallel is more prudent. Tired of one war, there is always a chance to try yourself in another place, leaving the opportunity to return to previous relationships. There is a chance to determine who you like, to compare partners, to understand yourself and your desires, to feel how sex life is in full swing, and the spare "busty" airport has not prevented anyone yet.
Pangs of conscience or "Freedom for parrots!"
Perhaps married people live longer, let's not argue with nerds, but single is more interesting!
On the one hand, men are responsible for those they have tamed, but are we not blaming the stronger sex too much? If a man leaves a girl, then he is the last scoundrel and a complete womanizer. If a girl leaves a guy out of business, then he himself is to blame, he was not good enough, courteous, caring, but you never know what.
Why should you worry that you are dating several, yes, you may be deceiving them, but there are good reasons for this. We want to be happy, even at the cost of women's tears. There is no need to be cynical and say that the female sex does not do this. Probably, your girlfriend is also looking to the left, in search of a better female life and it is stupid to go in cycles. Eye for an eye and nothing personal. The end does not always justify the means and this is a personal choice of everyone.
How to date several girls at the same time and not die at the same time?
We could serve in intelligence
We could play a movie.
We, like birds, sit on different branches
And we fall asleep in the subway.
Leap Year - Metro.
Basic rules for successful communication with representatives of the opposite sex:
1. Choosing girls, you should strive for diversity. There is no point in collecting and having clones in your possession. The main goal is to understand the versatility and diversity of the female nature. Try different elements: fire, water, air or earth, girls from completely different worlds. In addition to feeling the entire gamut of the weaker sex, you will protect yourself and minimize the possibility of crossing over to your so different lovers.
2. It is necessary to have good "rears". In the case, you will often need people who can confirm your words and on whom you can write off many incomprehensible cases. The best choice will not be friends - men, as a category of dubious witnesses, or a woman, especially pretty, but independent personalities or, even better, a married couple. It is good to have a couple of grandfathers, grandmothers, distant uncles and aunts in the arsenal, as a guarantor of reliable family well-being. In extreme cases, you can resort to the services of agencies that provide a professional "excuse" or a witness.
3. No need to get used to calling your girlfriend by name. How many accidentally let it slip in a dream or in reality is not known for sure, but the number is clearly considerable. Take on arms: "Bunny, mouse, cat, honey, sweetie" and so you can go on and on.
4. It is easier to keep a couple of girlfriends in a big city, especially if they live in different areas. The choice of visits to public places should be approached carefully. You should have favorite places with each of your passions, and they should not be the same. More pretentiousness in insisting on the meeting place, if you want to remain intact, and not repeat the fate of "Battleship Potemkin".
5. Telephones are modern traitors. Girlfriends should be on the telephone list, preferably by full name and no familiar names. SMS are generally a separate story. It is better to turn off the phone during meetings with one of the girlfriends or put it on a silent call. It's good to have a couple of SIM cards, just don't get confused yourself. Don't forget about your computer and control ICQ, correspondence and messages on social networks.
6. Irregular work schedule, training, courses, all kinds of activities make it possible to hide from the attacks of one of the passions. It is desirable that it would be impossible to check your "events" without the help of fortune-tellers and psychics. And we, modern men, are hard to catch with palmistry.
7. Hygiene comes first. Remember: women, when they need it, are extremely attentive to the smallest detail. The female nose is sensitive to odors and the eyes are sharp as a kite. Don't fall victim to your own carelessness.
8. Try to avoid gifts from girls, especially if they are frequent visitors to your home. Questions from your next passion about a new ridiculous toy on your bed can be confusing. No compromising framed or computerized photos. An attempt to change gifts, photographs, depending on the mistress who came, will most likely end in failure, with your distraction and "gaps" in memory. It is better to give one thing to everyone, and their preferences and tastes will have to be equalized. Five postcards "My one and only!" - this is the required minimum.
9. You need to lie skillfully and preferably as close to the truth as possible. In case of memory problems - write in a notebook, but rather eat vitamins. Compromising paper can explode, cripple, and maybe even beat down no worse than an F-1 grenade. Sometimes it is unpleasant to lie, but remember the cheerful character Dunno, and it will become easier. You are the same character as him, and you lie with the best intentions. He, too, was popular with creatures of the opposite sex and managed to fall in love with two babies. Think, and who loved Znayka, Silent or Cog? Nobody, so draw your own conclusions.
We meet with several girls, and where is the ending?
He plays with people
And we suffer from love.
And he laughs, and he laughs, Evil joker, mischievous Cupid.
Maybe during the day, maybe at night
He will shoot an arrow again, And in whom, he knows for sure, I will be in love.
"Song of the Golden Cupid".
The goal has been achieved and the girls are unaware of all aspects of your new male life. Every evening is full of events and the opportunity to feel like a loving male or an oriental sheikh is on your face.
Are you happy? Perhaps, otherwise, what does this smile conceal in itself? Sometimes you feel like Stirlitz in the circle of enemies and, reviewing "Seventeen Moments of Spring", involuntarily make notes on the cuffs. Friends smile when they meet you, pat you on the shoulder and call “Don”, shortening Don Juan to three letters. Already and comrades, out of habit with friends, you are afraid to call by name, only nicknames. Friends' wives are wary of you and whisper behind your back, although it is understandable that they are afraid for their new "property". You have hardened your nerves and endurance, but sometimes you flinch at an unknown female voice in the crowd. From time to time you think about going to work in the theater or in the cinema, you are an excellent actor and you have no talent, but the life scene seems much more interesting. The book by Giovanni Giacomo Casanova "Memoirs", gathering dust in the nightstand, seems a little naive and smacks of a sugary love story. You are not alone, but you almost do not believe in love and turn into a cynic. Conscience makes itself felt and sharpens a tired heart, some charming girls fall in love with you, hope, make plans and try to be the best … But to hell with sentimentality.
To date with several girls or with one, everyone chooses for himself. One restless Cupid does not sleep, watches the life of a man with a smile from a height and knows that the next time the arrow will hit his heart. And there is already a strong half of humanity, just hold on and it cannot end in another way for a man.