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2023 Author: Katelyn Chandter | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-05-21 13:08
For some reason, each of us considers himself to be a good person, but deep down he hopes that he will end his existence in paradise. The devil is bald for you and heaven does not shine. In hell, lovely big-breasted sinners and your friend Lucifer are waiting for you …
Everyone knows about the seven deadly sins: pride, envy, anger, despondency, greed, gluttony and fornication. Does the list of deadly sins sound suspiciously like the list of your plans for the weekend? That's just it.
Now we will prove to you that you have already sinned enough to end up in hell today. But life is long and you will commit more sins. But do not be afraid of hell, we will console you with fresh news from the underworld that everything is not so bad there. After all, there are sinners and your good friend Lucifer …
Why is hell waiting for us all? And you too
1. Pride. How often have you turned your nose up? Despised people who are poorer and less successful? Excessive pride, arrogance, arrogance, selfishness and arrogance? Yes, it's about you.
2. Envy. Did you envy others? How often did a toad crush you? Have you been annoyed by another person's success? Don't say no.
3. Anger. Feelings of intense resentment and resentment are called anger. This has probably happened to you more than once. How many times have you lashed out at other people, arranged fights and conflicts?
4. Despondency. Longing, laziness and despondency are the right words for your everyday mood. 80% of the time you are a dull and bored shit. You're a cynical and sarcastic asshole, to be honest.
5. Greed. Self-interest, greed, avarice, bribery, theft, miserliness. Surely there are a couple of words that you know very well. An immoderate desire for material benefits and benefits is what distinguishes the modern generation. Ideals and dreams are forgotten. Everyone worships the dollar. Especially women who spread their legs sell themselves left and right to anyone with money.
6. Gluttony. Do you like to eat well and eat a lot? Do you like sweets? When did gluttony and gluttony cease to be a sin?
7. Fornication. You don't even need to explain anything, but you yourself understood everything. How many times have you fucked with someone incomprehensible, lived in sin, cheated and had a promiscuous sex life? Fornication and adultery are your second self. Maybe the girls are different and they are not engaged in fornication? These cute creatures are real sinners who should have been burned with shame 5 more members ago. And this is still a bad month.
You understood everything yourself. You have a direct road to hell, like almost everyone else. But don't be afraid. In hell all are their own and they are waiting.
You are the servant and little bro of the devil
You have performed all the deadly sins a dozen times, if not a hundred or a thousand. You've been the last brute your whole life. But in hell you won't be tortured. Why should Satan punish if you have been his servant all your life, his man on earth and his younger brother? You've done terrible things, and that's how you earned his respect.
It will be boring in paradise, because there will not be what was dear to you on earth. Hell is more fun for company. Your friends and everything else will be there. Where do you think all the girls, whores, whores and other pretty sinners will go? Certainly not to heaven.
In Hell, you will be personally met by the devil as a hero, because you were an asshole and his little brother on earth. Satan will not punish you, but reward you.
Lucifer will pat you on the shoulder and say contentedly: “You are 100% shit and a real asshole. I was rooting for you when you were on earth. Now rest here in hell. Everything you love is here. You see that big-breasted whore with salt on her belly, a glass of tequila between her breasts, and a slice of lime in her lips? Have fun!"