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2023 Author: Katelyn Chandter | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-05-21 13:08
Girls love jokes like these, especially when you're hot, funny, and in the mood for sex. 50 naughty jokes that bad girls will love and get you into sex. Girls love to laugh, and a good, vulgar joke will help break the ice between you and make you feel more intimate. Funny jokes that are good for the right situation. They will help you talk about sex and make the girl more relaxed.
50 Nasty Jokes That Bad Girls Will Love
1. What is the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
2. How are women like a hurricane? They come wild and wet, and when they leave, they carry away the house and the car.
3. What do women and a condom have in common? They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
4. A nice girl blushes when she watches porn. The bad girl smiles because she can do better.
5. What is the difference between a walrus and a lesbian? One has a mustache and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus.
6. Why are vegetarians good at oral sex? They are used to eating bananas and nuts.
7. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common? They can look, but they cannot try.
8. What do boobs and toys have in common? They are made for children, but they are played by dads.
9. What is the difference between a condom and humans? Condoms are evolving, they are no longer rough and sensitive.
10. The lightest thing in the world is a member, because even a thought can lift it.
11. What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? After all, she will eat me.
12. Why does a man need a penis? So that he could shut up his talkative girlfriend for a while.
13. What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a wife? The first will suck in five years.
14. What is the difference between a hungry woman and an excited one? Where she sticks the cucumber.
15. What is the difference between a G-spot and a tennis ball? The guy will look for a tennis ball for sure.
16. What do pussies and the mafia have in common? If you don't control your tongue, then a little shit.
17. How are your wife and laxative similar? They cause irritation.
18. What do a condom and an ex have in common? Both are used and thrown away with no regrets.
19. Why is the male voice louder? The men have an antenna.
20. What's the best in the country? Neighbor standing with cancer.
21. What is the difference between a woman and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
22. I don't look at your boobs. I look at your heart. Can I touch it?
23. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts.
24. What is the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A prostitute can wash and sell herself again.
25. How to make your wife scream during sex? Call and tell me that you have her girlfriend now.
26. What did the toaster say to the bread? I want you to be inside me.
27. Women as swimming pools. They cost a lot of money to keep them in good working order given the time you spend inside.
28. What is the difference between a hippie girl and a hockey player? After three periods, the hockey player goes to the shower.
29. What can destroy a man? The question is "is he inside?"
30. Ask a girl if we were in the desert, and the snake would bite on the penis, would you suck the poison? And if without a snake and a desert?
31. If the girl's left leg is New Year, and the right one is Christmas. Can I visit you between the holidays?
32. Love is like a stalled car. A man needs an impressive and working starter to turn a girl on.
33. What are the similarities between a girl and a chicken? When you're done with the chest and thighs, you're left with a fatty box to tuck your "bone" into.
34. What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through this little thing?
35. Friends are like boobs. Some are large and some are small. Some are real and others are fake.
36. Life is very much like a penis - soft, relaxed, and hanging freely. But when a woman appears, she makes everything solid.
37. What's warm, wet and pink? Piglet in a hot tub.
38. A girl asked me if I like hips or breasts. I told her that I like shaved pussy. This is probably the wrong answer at the KFC fast food restaurant.
39. I don't have a cat, can I play with your pussy?
40. What does a blonde with pigtails mean? This is a blowjob with a steering wheel.
41. Accidents happen to children in the dark. And accidents in the dark create children.
42. What is the difference between "ooooo" and "aaaaa". In the one where he planted.
43. Did the guy remember the girl's eye color on the first date? So she has small buffers.
44. Sex is like math. You add a bed, take away your clothes, separate your legs, and hope for a condom so you don't reproduce.
45. Why do girls pierce their navel? To hang up your air freshener.
46. The wife got out of the shower and said: "I shaved my pussy, you know what that means?" So the drain in the bathroom is clogged again.
47. Why do girls love elderly gynecologists? For their trembling hands.
48. What's the difference between a bowling ball and a naughty blonde? You can only insert three fingers into a bowling ball.
49. Offer the girl to play tiger tamer. She gets on all fours, and you put your "head" in her mouth.
50. Boobs are direct proof that men can focus on two things at the same time.