2023 Author: Katelyn Chandter | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-05-21 13:08
Any institution can become a place for a showdown or a fight. You found yourself in a bar, here local gentlemen can not only kick in the face, but also happily see you off to the next world.
In the evening, you often want to relax and your feet themselves rush to the nightclubs burning with enticing lights. They buzz all night, drink fiery drinks and dance with attractive ladies. But not always in reality everything looks so wonderful there. Any institution can become a place for a showdown or a fight. Even in a luxurious, expensive restaurant, a fight can start, although the high level of the establishment reduces the likelihood of such a situation to a minimum. You should choose just good, proven places, especially if you go there with a lady, but life is unpredictable.
Sometimes, by chance, you are taken to establishments that bear little resemblance to the places where the atmosphere of Anna Pavlovna Sherer's salon from Leo Tolstoy's novel War and Peace reigns. It is difficult to say how you got there, but that you will find yourself in such a bar more than once, that's for sure. This is more reminiscent of the places of the Wild West, where local gentlemen can not only give in the face, but also with pleasure lead to the next world.
There can be enough reasons for a collision, ranging from a decent amount of money, the beauty of your companion, behavior or a sidelong glance. One can hope for a successful outcome and try to get away from confrontation, but more often it does not work: they begin to be rude, pressurize, pester their companion and provoke a fight.
If possible, contact the security, call your friends, call the police and hold out until she arrives. Better to pay for a false call than to work for drugs later.
Being polite equates to weakness, but even confident negotiation sometimes fails to prevent a fight. There is no way out, you need to arrange a good old fight in this by no means friendly bar.
If you come to the table, hang over, do not allow to get up, pressing on the shoulders from above, you can overturn the chair back and fall on your back. Don't be afraid, this is an absolutely safe method. The back of the chair protects you from impact, after which you can tumble back or roll over onto your side and jump up.
The main difference between a fight in a bar and a usual one is the tightness of the premises and the use of improvised items. Don't rely on an abundance of free space when fighting in a bar, you will have to use melee techniques and kicks are almost impossible. In a tight space, it is good to use elbow strikes to the head, usually such strikes are not expected.
There are plenty of weapons in the bar. They can and most likely will be used by both sides. You will play as a gentleman later, so do not hesitate to take a fork, knife, plate, wine glass, chair or bottle from the table for the upcoming fight. Remember the films about Jackie Chan, absolutely anything can be a weapon.
"Jackie Chan can only be defeated in an open field, where there are no objects, but God forbid he gets at least a hedgehog under his arm!"
Use a cigarette as a weapon, poking it in the face of your opponent. You can poke a glass into your face with thin edges. Throw a drink from a glass on your face, especially if it's alcohol or hot tea, it works well. You can throw salad, potatoes, ketchup, ash from an ashtray, or cake in your face. It will turn out like in the films with Charlie Chaplin, just not so funny. With this action, using light weapons, you will distract your opponent for a couple of seconds. Sometimes salt and pepper are still on the table!
Then you can grab another heavier weapon!
Protect yourself with a decanter or a bottle! An empty bottle is more difficult to break, it is good to use it as a baton, and a full or half-filled bottle can be easily turned into a “rose”. You can do this on the edge of the table or, if there is not even a second of free time, act like Caesar several things at the same time: make yourself a "rose" on the head of the nearest bully, as they say: two in one. There are usually dull knives in bars, but what prevents them from poking or quickly scribbling across the face? Remember the children's puzzle two hitting eight holes? This is perhaps your first and last opportunity to check on a presumptuous gentleman!
You can defend with a chair, if the enemy grabbed it from the other side, do not tug. Push him with all his strength with a chair, let him lie on the floor. Take a nearby chair, even if you have to lift one of the strangers. You can take an iron coat hanger. At one time there was a video on the Internet about how a hanger was used in a fight. The elements of fencing between two holders of hangers were especially pleasing. Effectively enough, I will say, you can drive the floor of the bar in this way until it is taken away.
Often in the bar there are everyone of your own, and even if you put two or three people on the floor of the bar, it is not a fact that their comrades will not jump. Involve strangers in the fight. Push one of the rivals to the next table, where another tipsy company is walking. Our people are hot and they are not used to getting into their pockets for words. If you're lucky, a fight can start almost immediately. In a couple of minutes, almost the entire bar can be involved in a fight, just like in a movie! But you shouldn't rejoice at this, it's time to leave the place of the battle.
If the exit is reliably blocked, then "go out" through the window, having broken it in advance with a chair or a particularly annoying rival. Any action will be justified if the fight has taken a serious turn and you are in real danger. You can remember the emergency exit. It is usually located behind the bar, which is easy to jump over. Ask or threaten the bartender, the waiter to show you the way out. If they rushed after you, overturn everything in the way, blocking the passage from behind. Run, run and run again …
The best guarantee of good health is not to go to such places, but you cannot foresee everything. Remember about criminal responsibility, do martial arts, sports, and do not look like a dead grasshopper. Do not forget to re-watch the film of one famous MMA fighter "Lethal Street Fighting" (Bas Rutten's "Lethal Street Fighting"), it tells how to fight in a bar with one or more opponents. Good luck!
