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2023 Author: Katelyn Chandter | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-05-21 13:08
Ironic and funny jokes with which you can amuse your friends and pretty girls. Funny sayings that will make your day a little better and your smile wider. Laughter is the cure for many problems.
Ironic jokes that you will love
• A wide smile is a way to show your enemies your teeth.
• Smart is someone who drinks water from a glass while an optimist and a pessimist argue about its fullness.
• A girl wants a lot from one guy. And the guy wants one from many girls.
• How to win a girl? Love and do everything for her. How to win a guy? Come naked with a beer.
• Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.
• I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
• Not getting to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
• Alcohol is power! Not a single cool story began with someone drinking milk.
• I would like to squirm in front of those whom I have not offended. I'll get to you yet.
• Textbooks in math, physics or chemistry will not help you solve life's problems.
• Do not drink while driving. You can pour the beer.
• I do not suffer from loneliness, but enjoy it.
• If you had to choose between beer and work. What kind of dark or light do you like?
• Fat? No. This is my airbag.
• I am not lazy, I am simply motivated not to do anything unnecessary.
• If I don't come back in five minutes, please wait.
• Who laughs well, who laughs last? The one who laughs last is dumb.
• Help the girl when she is in trouble. She will remember you again when she is in trouble.
• I like to be optimistic. This infuriates people and enemies especially.
• Sometimes you want to share with others the warmth … of your flamethrower.
• Don't be angry with feminists, scary and bearded women want to be happy too.
• 9 out of 10 voices in my head say I'm crazy. And the tenth denies everything.
• A good mood is like a balloon. One shot and everything is destroyed.
• At times, it seems that the grass is greener on the neighboring lawn. Maybe there's just more crap out there.
• I'm really sorry for all the messages last night. My phone was drunk.
• Stupidity knows no boundaries, but many people know.
• It may seem like I'm not doing anything, but I'm actively waiting for the problems to disappear.
• I broke up with a girl for religious reasons. The girl thought she was a goddess.
• If love is blind, then marriage is glasses.
• My relationship is like an iPhone. I don't have an iPhone.
• The ideal person does not swear, smoke, get angry, or drink. It also doesn't exist.