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2023 Author: Katelyn Chandter | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-05-21 13:08
In conflicts, quarrels and other squabbles, we do not always have words for an equivalent answer. A witty, daring and cool response to the insults inflicted comes too late when the situation is settled. How funny is it to respond to an insult and emerge victorious from the argument?
Arguing and participating in conflicts is the last thing, but this does not always happen on our initiative. Often we find ourselves forced into a squabble, but we don't find the right words to parry. We are dumbfounded and leave the battlefield, having received an insulting moral defeat.
But this should not be so for a negative character to win in a quarrel. It is best to use overt irony and sharp sarcasm to pry your opponent in a verbal battle. The most important thing is not to get involved in a long squabble, but to express your opinion and leave.
Leaving the opponent to come to his senses, we do not let him come out of the knockout and get revenge. The opponent will be angry that they did not give a damn, expressed indifference and did not get involved with him. There is nothing more offensive or worse than indifference.
How funny is it to respond to an insult?
1. I sincerely envy people who have not met you in life.
2. Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut to pass for smart. Than to open it and remove all doubts about your stupidity.
3. Mirrors don't lie, but luckily they don't laugh.
4. If there was a competition for losers, then you would take second place for the reason that even there you could not win.
5. Anyone can act stupidly, but you greatly abuse this privilege.
6. If your name is not Google or Yandex, then stop acting as if you know everything.
7. Do you remember how I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
8. I heard that Neanderthals and Pithecanthropus are extinct. Archaeologists will be happy to study you.
9. I have no desire to pretend that I like people like you. Bye.
10. It is said that God does not create ugly and useless people. But then who created you?
11. If you were twice as smart, you would be a complete idiot.
12. You are not beautiful enough to be so stupid, but rather the opposite.
13. Talk to my finger. (Showing the fact)
14. Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you can find your brain there.
15. It's an interesting story, but everyone is wondering when you shut up.
16. I do not respect your opinion and you to listen to. Pokedova.
17. Your lack of intelligence is not worth my mental energy.
18. Sorry, but I didn't listen to what you said. You can repeat it again, but for now I have gone.
19. That's why they say this about you. They were right.
20. I'm busy and you're stupid. Have a nice day and goodbye.
21. It is impossible to underestimate you.
22. I have better things to do than listening to you.
23. You are the inspiration for birth control.
24. I'm not angry. And deeply disappointed in the degradation of some people.
25. Hope your day will be as awful as you are.
26. There are incredibly stupid people in the world. Thank you for helping me meet them today.
27. Only work on the radio with such a person. Although such a voice is hardly suitable for the words "Free cash!"
28. Surprise me and say something smart. Don't try, you won't succeed anyway.
29. May I ask you to stop talking? Your breath smells really bad.
30. Every time you speak, I hear the voice of your parents' disappointment.
31. If you were on fire, and I had a bucket of water, then I would just drink water.
32. Better not smile. You did not see yourself from the outside. The sight is not for the faint of heart.
33. From the outside you also seemed like a failure, so everything fell into place.
34. Can give chewing gum so that you chew silently, and amber breath was not so nasty?
35. Is there an excuse from your condom factory on your birth certificate?
36. It's amazing. Your pimples on your face look better than yourself.
37. You are the result of alcohol, alcohol and a broken contraceptive.
38. Is that all you can do? I'm a little disappointed.
39. You approached me so I could ignore the assholes? You did it.
40. Wait your turn and do not get involved in the conversation of adults.
41. In general, I did not expect anything good from you.
42. Did something happen to you? Hope you get better.
43. Leave your opinion where you got it. Roll it up and put it back.
44. You smell unpleasant. We got away farther.
45. Wow, you. Judging by your development, you didn't even go to school.
46. For all my disrespect for you, I have no desire to associate with nonentities.
47. Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
48. You are so stupid that even blondes are smarter than you.
49. I believed in human evolution until I met you.
50. Have you ever planned to move to another country to rid people of your vile society?
51. You are not from this league. Bend your fingers back.
52. Now it is clear why everyone bypasses you. They are afraid to get involved.
53. I want to reassure you that no one ever thinks about you until you cause trouble.
54. Why don't you play hide and seek so no one finds you.
55. Stupidity is not a crime, so don't be shy. Bye.
How funny is it to respond to an insult that a not-so-good person has inflicted on you? Apply a quick, sharp and daring response, and while your opponent is looking for words, walk away proudly lifting your head. Quarrels are not worth the nerves when you can get by with one phrase, crossing out all the attempts of an unpleasant person.