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2023 Author: Katelyn Chandter | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-05-21 13:08
The ability to stand up for yourself in a verbal battle is very useful in the most unexpected moments of life. But in such a situation, it is difficult to find words when we are lost, and witty answers come to mind only at home. Especially for this, we have compiled examples of beautiful insults. How to morally suppress the enemy without swearing, but with sarcasm and elegant insults?
In a dispute, I want to show off my erudition and make the interlocutor look like a nut, but usually this does not work. We are worried, lost, confused, or silent. As a result, a quarrel or conflict does not end in our favor. Do you want to emerge victorious while hurting or humiliating your opponent? Your right. Our task is to help you find good and witty expressions.
How to respond with witty insults?
The problem with all conflict situations is that we forget original, funny and witty insults. We do not immediately find words with which we could parry or inflict a mortal wound in the soul of an opponent.
To do this, save a list of words, and then re-read from time to time. A couple of well-aimed expressions will help shut the mouth of any impudent person or a joker.
1. Let's lead like adults so you don't look pathetic.
2. For all my disrespect for you, I have to go.
3. Nobody here is interested in your complexes. Leave them to yourself.
4. I've seen shit before, but that it would be daring and clever for me for the first time.
5. You need to train your sense of humor. It is still in its infancy.
6. You're joking too flat for your weight.
7. You are a straight man anecdote. True unfortunate.
8. I don't even know how to help you. Give you empty bottles?
9. You look and think too badly. Did you drink yesterday?
10. Restrain your nerves, tears and snot.
11. It's okay, jellyfish and primitive creatures also live without brains.
12. Think over my words, if possible.
13. You manage to break through the bottom after the bottom when it has been broken long ago.
14. You can't put words into sentences.
15. Test the connection of your tongue with your brain.
16. It looks like you are a dead-end branch of evolution.
17. Amazing. You brilliantly answer questions that were not asked of you.
18. Do you ignore common sense out of principle?
19. I never argue with idiots.
20. Don't go on. I realized that you are a moron and a loser.
21. I will not joke with you, I see nature has already mercilessly worn out.
22. You did not succeed to show off your wit and intellect.
23. Are you always so nasty or is it an aggravation today?
24. I have to go. I leave you alone with your shit.
25. Are you a loser according to your horoscope? It's just very similar.
26. Everyone can offend, but not everyone is able to answer.
27. You are not beautiful enough to be rude to anyone.
28. I don't know what you eat, but it makes you a dumb and unpleasant type.
29. Who cares that your life is not successful?
30. Do not try to respond with witty insults. Shut up, you will pass for a smart one.
31. I would have fought with you in an intellectual battle, but I see you came without a weapon.
32. Do you know what a knockout is? You are 5 seconds away from him.
33. No need to throw shit out of yourself. Leave it to yourself.
34. I don't hit animals. So download from here.
35. Are the doors open at the zoo since you're here?
36. Don't strain. I don't care about you.
37. Every time you open your mouth, I hear the voice of an idiot.
38. Are you sick or do you always look like this?
39. If you look bad, it does not mean that you need to behave the same way.
40. You are like the sea. You make everyone sick.
41. None of you makes a fool. It's all about you on your own initiative.
42. You shouldn't open your mouth. It's a shame to brag about such crooked and rotten teeth.
43. You are one of those people with whom it is so pleasant to say goodbye.
44. Don't whine here. Go complain to your mom or the psychiatrist.
45. Roll your opinion into a tube and shove it back where you got it.
46. Your low level of intelligence discourages the desire to discuss something further with you.
47. Evolution has passed you by.
48. Do you remember I was interested in your opinion? Me neither.
49. If I call you stupid, but that won't be news to you?
50. I am indifferent to the opinion of the stupid proletariat.
51. You are too annoying like a dung fly.
52. Do not get involved in the conversation of adults.
53. Why break the silence if your words do not decorate it.
54. Don't smell here. Get back down the drain.
55. I cannot offend more than nature did to you.
56. As our dear chief says, if a person is an idiot, then this is for a long time.
57. Make this world a better place. Just disappear.
58. Don't try to say something smart. You can't do it.
59. You are too ridiculous to pretend to be anything more.
60. A sharp tongue does not mean a sharp mind.
61. Stop setting records of human stupidity.
62. I can imagine the frustration of your parents when you grew up.
63. I am too busy to communicate with those who need the help of a doctor.
64. I'm allergic to stupid and stupid. Step aside.
65. You are indifferent to me (indifferent).
66. Goose is not a pig's friend. I flew from here.
67. Stupidity is not a crime. Do not be ashamed of your vices.
68. Let's play hide and seek, and I'll never see you.
69. I hope your day will be as awful as you are.
70. Thought that the Neanderthals were already extinct. Amazing.
71. I do not argue. I explain why you are wrong.
72. Not every gray mass has intelligence.
73. I'm too busy. Can I ignore you some other time?
74. It's so boring and more interesting to me when you finally shut up.
75. Do you have a tiny penis, since your tongue is so long?
76. It's amazing that acne looks better on your face than you do yourself.
77. Is that all you can do? I am disappointed.
78. Your mouth smells bad. Don't open it.
79. I am beyond your understanding.
80. I suggest you use your head more often. It helps.
81. Do you like acting and talking like a fool?
82. Are you trying to respond to insults with wit? Your attempts to assert yourself are ridiculous.
83. Judging by your development, you didn't even go to school.
84. Your thinking and reasoning is more primitive than the very last blonde.
85. If I promise that I will miss you, will you leave?
86. In a zombie apocalypse, you would be safe.
87. You have a very contraceptive appearance.
88. You can get smart words, but stay stupid.
89. Better get in the corner, and then moan and cry.
90. You're not in this league to argue with the elders. Get out.
91. Don't write checks that you can't pay for.
92. In vain they transferred a whole sperm to you.
93. Sorry, but the doctor told me to stay away from stupid people.
94. Nerve cells, like teeth, are not restored. Be careful.
95. I think your ass is jealous of the shit your mouth produces.
96. You have the perfect face for plastic surgery.
97. It's good that you don't like me. Everyone cannot have good taste.
98. You think too primitive and banal.
99. You better worry not about your excess weight, but your low intelligence.
100. My sarcasm is a reaction to stupid people like you.
101. The hardest thing in life is listening to the shit that is pouring out of your mouth.
102. Your face looks like an asshole. As if I'm talking to an ass.
103. Loudness of speech cannot compensate for a low level of intelligence.
104. You are lucky that mirrors cannot laugh at appearance.
105. I did not expect anything good from you and I was not mistaken.
106. Your right to your opinion does not oblige others to listen to this nonsense.
107. Stop arousing the compassion of others. Run away.
108. You will definitely not save the world with beauty, but only destroy it.
109. I think even a skunk is not such a stinking animal as you are.
110. Have you already been told that this is none of your business?
111. I have no desire to pretend that I like you.
112. The right to be a stupid idiot should not be abused.
113. I didn't listen to what you said. I am not asking you to repeat it. I am not interested.
114. You do better to be silent than to speak.
115. Go hang out with flies like all shit.
116. I'm tired of pretending that I'm interested in talking to you.
117. I envy people who are unfamiliar with you.
118. Better not smile. This hideous sight is not for the faint of heart.
119. Welcome from here.
120. Take control before I lose mine.
In any quarrel or conflict, phrases will come in handy to put a person in his place. How to respond with witty insults? Memorize a few phrases you like by heart, and then put the villains in their place. Don't leave evil unpunished.