Lover's rules
Lover's rules
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We will tell you how to sleep with unfree women, cover up and confuse traces of love affairs and how to hide in a closet among moths correctly.

According to studies, about 20% of women have connections on the side, which means that you may face the fact that you will have a mistress associated with someone in a long-term relationship.

Where to find a mistress?

About 30% of left ties arise at work. Oddly enough, but this is the most common option, but it is quite risky. According to a study of audio recording equipment, in one of the American companies with a population of 8 thousand people, it turned out the following. Every evening, a couple of departments celebrated birthdays, promotions, and other holidays. The instrument recorded 3-4 sexual contacts every evening. Contacts were almost always accidental, without preliminary agreements. Casual sex in the company occasionally spilled over into a lingering romance at work.

Lovers often find each other in ordinary clubs, when both partners, by agreement, go to one of them for an apartment or hotel room. Such a meeting is more casual, although in a public place it is not so difficult to identify a bored woman, possibly looking for casual sex, with a glance.

Our men's magazine will tell you how to sleep with unfree women, cover up and confuse the traces of love affairs and how to hide in the closet among the moths correctly.

Lover's rules. Where to find a mistress?
Lover's rules. Where to find a mistress?

Still from the movie "Casanova"

Lover's rules

Where to find a mistress or a short course of an experienced "renter"
Where to find a mistress or a short course of an experienced "renter"

• It is better not to give her gifts, it will be easier for her to throw out the flowers than to explain their origin, jewelry and other mercantile gifts immediately suggest the presence of a lover. Do you need it? If you decide to give her something, discuss it with her in advance. Think of how she will cover your gift. For example, it is better to give her underwear not on March 8, but closer to February 23. She will be able to explain this with a gift to her husband.

• Do not correspond with her on the Internet. A lot of love couples got caught on this. There are enough hacking programs now.

• Do not answer her SMS in the evening, she can write to you in her free minute, and your answer will come at the most inopportune moment. Do not call her yourself in the evenings, the best time is weekday working hours. She will be at school, work and has maximum freedom. In general, it is better to exclude communication by phone as much as possible, printouts of conversations and SMS can tell her husband a lot.

• Do not be her husband's friend or acquaintance. No matter how careful you are, the chances of a relationship opening up are extremely high.

• Do not call each other by name, the chance that she will accidentally call your name is very high.

• Prevent her from discussing your love affairs with her friends. There will definitely be a “well-wisher” who will ruin the whole game.

• Do not give her your things that can be used against you.

How to persuade a girl to have sex?
How to persuade a girl to have sex?

• Do not meet with her near her work, home and places where you can be seen together by mutual acquaintances. Avoid crowded places altogether.

• Do not use eau de toilette, going to meet her, and shave, she does not need unnecessary irritation. Use a shower.

• Do not leave hicks, scratches on her body, do not tear underwear and take care of contraception.

• Learn to run well, you will surely find it useful!

• Do not sleep with her at her house, if you do not want a case from an anecdote when her husband returned earlier. If you manage to be on its territory, immediately think over the ways of retreat. The husband may not buy and not go to throw out the garbage given to him on the doorstep by his wife. The first thing he will notice is your outerwear and boots. Get used to putting your shoes in a dark corner, where they will not be found immediately, and hide your outerwear in the closet.

• The "cuckold" rings the doorbell, where to hide now? If the floor does not allow jumping, the only way out is to hide on the balcony or somewhere in the apartment. The balcony is well suited if her husband does not smoke on it and the windows of the apartment do not open onto it. Hiding in a closet or on a balcony, don't forget and take care of ALL your belongings. Turn off the phone, a friend of your mistress may not like the melody of your mobile coming from the closet and he will start running after you with an ax.

How to quickly pick up a girl for sex: the most effective method of picking up heifers
How to quickly pick up a girl for sex: the most effective method of picking up heifers

• Do not make plans for the future, do not give her empty hopes, and never fall in love with your mistress!

Lover's rules
Lover's rules

Still from the movie "Casanova"

On the other hand, we must warn you that we ourselves are for family values. It's not forever for you to run around the district in only shorts, fleeing from fellow tribesmen. Find yourself, finally, a free girlfriend and be happy.

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