Let's start with a classic case when three hooligans with the complexion of Mike Tyson are waiting for you in a dark alley. A few tips for people with different backgrounds.
Let's start with a classic case. Night, silence, dark alley where three hooligans with the complexion of Mike Tyson are waiting for you. They want to knock out the teeth of the first comer just for fun, to see how all the teeth fall out on the sidewalk. They have a large collection of knocked out teeth. Here they are waiting for you, and it is not difficult to guess about the plans of the trinity: boorish smirks, a kind of relaxed manner, the traditional greeting "goat, let me have a smoke." Or: "Give me a hundred bucks, otherwise we don't have enough money for a car!" There are many options for a warm welcome, but they all boil down to one thing - right now, we will stock you! Are you scared? Anyone in such a situation will be scared. However, understand that even these inflated "closets" are also just people, not "terminators". With all the weaknesses and delusions inherent in people. So don't give in to your panic fear. Moreover, this state of mind, if it is not controlled, has never helped anyone. Therefore, having got stuck, quickly assess your own and others' pros and cons and the balance of power.
Do not rush to immediately rush into battle, this is stupid. Firstly, you have no idea about the level of preparation of the "cabinets". Secondly, the option is not excluded to do without the massacre, "move out", as the brothers say, "in the bazaar." Thirdly, it is also not worth starting to “break and cut” right away. After all, even if you reliably knock out all the attackers, it is possible that they are werewolf policemen, and then, standing up for yourself, you yourself will find yourself in the dock. In addition, the laws in the CIS countries are still such that the winner, as a rule, becomes guilty, regardless of whose side the truth is on. And even if these are not employees of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, but real bandits and you ditch them in the process of self-defense, the term will still be provided for you.
Let's continue … When you are "run over", then do not try to take the "riders" for fear. Such tricks work only for experienced street fighters or hardened criminals who can immobilize the enemy with one piercing glance.
Our extensive experience, gained in fierce fights, suggests that we should act in case of a "run over" according to the following algorithm. First of all, if opponents are armed, you should quickly estimate the possibility of flight. And if there is one, you simply make a sharp turn of one hundred and eighty degrees around your axis and disappear like a ghost in the darkness of the night. Any means of escape are suitable, as long as they do not let you down. You can run, jump, somersault, it would be where to run. The crown, because I ran away, will not fall off you, I hope, because there are no spectators in such situations, as a rule, and I really want to live and eat snickers.
We have already said that it is not always possible to leave without engaging in battle. For example: the "closets" have blocked your possible escape routes and are already preparing to rip off your ears, and there are two seconds left before the first blow. Then immediately press on the psyche, knock off their offensive ardor and take the initiative into your own hands. Remember that their only advantage is overwhelming numbers and overconfidence. Therefore, you must behave in a way that they do not expect. Try to ask one of the attackers: "Old man, didn't we fuck Galya together?"
Naturalness will be important in your phrase, not believability. You can make any statement, even idiotic: "Oh, finally I have someone to drink with!" By the way, if the proposal on joint drinking interests the "closets", then you will have a chance to buy off and part with them in an amicable way. But, suppose, these bastards do not want vodka, but prefer to drink all the blood out of you. So, communicating with them through mysterious exclamations, try to take the most advantageous position for your attack and quickly calculate the battle plan in your mind. Naturally, as we have already said, one cannot do without a visual assessment of the opponents. But remember, you have exactly as much time as the guys "filter" the meaning of your words. Assessment of the situation is done like this: “Yeah, this is the leader, the strongest and most arrogant, I start with him. In the second eye, they run to the sides, often, often looks around, which means he is cowardly and he has had enough of a false attack. The third is stocky, but slow, apparently a former wrestler, raking paws, you will have to watch him so as not to get caught or thrown. " Assessing the situation, keep your hands in motion all the time: either scratch the back of your head, then pinch your nose, then stroke your stomach, then scratch your eggs. And at the same time, support the "bazaar" with all your might.
“Light a cigarette? - For God's sake. Matches? I have been somewhere, now I will look for it. " By the way, the search for matches or lighters gives a good opportunity for opponents to suddenly get something heavy, sharp, strong. And the process of bringing fire to a cigarette is one of the best moments for a surprise attack. While you are assessing the situation, all your movements should be soft, without harshness, and your voice should be quiet. Outwardly, portray complete peacefulness, friendly disposition to this scum and noticeable cowardice. Let the “wardrobes” relax, and when you relax, you can probably hack Tyson, turning to him like this: “Do you remember, Mike, how we fucked those heifers? Well, I still caught a tripak then … ". And your hand, indicating your dignity, immediately flies into the groin of the surprised Mike! Does he box a lot now?
Behave in the same way with the “closets”: “Guys, what are we sharing here? We are brothers! " Continuing to grind with your tongue, you play with your body, turning to one or the other, imperceptibly occupy the most suitable line for subsequent self-defense, you stand so that it would be extremely inconvenient to attack you. While scratching your nose, you bring your right hand in for a surreptitious blow. You take a very deep breath, and as you exhale: you publish a terrible animal scream, the scream of a cornered beast, and together with the scream you hit the leader of the gang in the nose with your spread fingers. With the right stroke, your fingers will plunge into his eyes! Without stopping, you hit the rest of the "riders": with your fingers in the eyes, with your feet in the groin. If they grab, bite, hit, scratch. Don't think about protection. While you shout, they are all yours, no one will rock the boat. The main thing is to move without stopping. Movement is life! Stop is death!
In motion, apply short jabs to the throat, kidneys, liver, solar plexus, and ears. Do not waste energy on heavy blows, but fly like a butterfly and pity like a snake. Blinded, deafened, forced to recoil - and go into the void. Go into the void in any way, just do not let yourself be caught. Otherwise, they will hang on their backs, knock down and trample.
What is the right way to go into emptiness? When attacking, load the attention of opponents with a confused look and quickly disappear from the place where their attack is directed, their energy, their rage. That is, never stay on the trajectory of power! Let the opponents depend on you, not you on them. When you feel where one of the opponents is moving, immediately start using the inertia of his movement, control him, substituting his partners under the blows. If you managed to break out of the encirclement - run! The faster the better, because they can shoot in the back. Therefore, run in a zigzag fashion, move in space like a wolf. Be sure to arm yourself on the run. Anything goes for a weapon: a stick, a bottle, a brick. It is very important to arm yourself while running away: if they see an ax in your hands, they will not chase. And if they chase, then he is an ax and an ax in Africa, you will not fight further with your bare hands.
But what if there are not three opponents, but a whole crowd? The drunken crowd … Running will help you again. Running non-stop, desperate breakthrough! This is similar to what a football player does in American football, shouting "Shoot it!" through the crowd of defenders with the ball in their hands. When breaking through the drunken crowd, do not make any aimed strikes: time is precious. Forward and only forward! Run like a world running champion. They grabbed by the clothes - twirl around, ripping out the sleeve or the half of the jacket. Get hooked, roll or roll and run again. If you were knocked down, and you were not able to get to your feet quickly, rotate on the "fifth point" and work with your feet on your knees, balls, ankles, and legs. Seized the moment, kicked someone in the groin, jumped up, rammed his head, bit - and run again.
Run and look for something heavy, like a crowbar. If you are still being chased, you can jump into the entrance, throw up the stairs for several flights and knock out the iron post under the railing with your foot. Usually they are loosely fixed, so a couple of good kicks with your feet, two or three jerks with your hand - and now you are already with the weapon of retaliation. Having run into any unfamiliar entrance, remember: concrete walls are a trap! Therefore, it is necessary to use the game of hide and seek in someone else's entrance only in the most extreme cases, for the sake of a short break from the angry crowd. Many porches between floors have windows, most often with already broken glass. I got to such a window on the third or fourth floor and, having fought off the first attackers, boldly jump out into the street. Three meters is not a height if your life depends on them. In many entrances there is a fire escape outside, which you can also use to quickly break away from pursuers. Even if they dare to crawl after you, you can easily fight off with your feet. The fire escape opens the way to the roof, and from it through the skylight to the attic. Or along the same fire escape, but on the other side of the house, you quickly go down and run away from the lost place.
It is best to run away from the drunken crowd and hide in new buildings. There you can always not only "stash", but also perfectly arm yourself with a wide variety of items. It is also good to hide in the buildings of schools and kindergartens - there are usually telephones or at least alarms. Use this knowledge to your advantage. It is better to hit the police by knocking out a window at the school than under the Finnish knife of drunken pursuers. In general, while running away, it is not bad to plant some kind of stone in the window of a store, pharmacy or bank. The roar of alarms sometimes "sobering" drunken pursuers. The main thing is not to stop yourself and not wait for the police, which, having arrived at the place, will hit you in the head with a truncheon and, without unnecessary "bazaars", will deliver you to the nearest department. So prove there that you are not a camel, that they were chasing you and wanted to kill you.
Once again, we remind you that you should break away from the raging crowd in such a way that:
a) arm yourself with something;
b) do not drive yourself into a trap;
c) not get crippled by performing somersaults and other tricks;
d) do not let yourself be killed.
Caught up - stand with your back against a blank wall or a fence and try to sell your life as dear as possible. You look and fight back … If you're lucky … And we strongly advise you to run, run and once again run away from any angry crowd.
At the same time, any vehicle capable of increasing the speed of your movement is suitable for separation. For example, the body or the footboard of a truck that slows down at a bend, at the exit of a factory gate, or under a traffic light. You can break into a taxi in the parking lot with a wild yell: “Chef drive! Fire at my house! Rip, cry twice as much! " Hop into a taxi, even if you don’t have a dime for your soul. You will pay off the taxi driver later - the main thing is to survive now!
Let's return to the topic of armed attack again, because in our time, more and more often cold weapons are used in street fights. In the event of such an attack, it is very important to understand its meaning. If the guys want to make a robbery when they run over, then we do not advise you to immediately rush into battle. After all, robbery is robbery and the term of imprisonment for it is significant, therefore, deliberately deciding on a gop-stop, they pour someone else's blood without hesitation, go to the end. And the weapon will also be used without any hesitation. In this situation, we advise you to give up all values and keep your health.
It is better to remain unscathed and with empty pockets than to those who died a heroic death for some green paper.
Of course, there are situations when you are simply intimidated, threatened with a knife to mock you. In such cases, you can already try to do something. But without dashing heroism. Let Jackie Chan throw himself on the steel with his chest in another American action movie, but we need to live. Therefore, at the sight of an enemy armed with a knife, quickly play the role of a coward, pathetic, slobbering, ready to wet your pants.
Let your opponent see that you are shaking with fear and ready to do anything to save your skin. Everything except resistance. And your speech should look like this from the side.
“Brothers … Brothers … Guys … What are you doing? Animal horror in voice and gestures. - I'll give you money, do you want? I will adjust the cool heifers for you, Without cheating …”- And under the verbal diarrhea went to work: eyes, legs, body. There is a piece of pipe lying around … “There is a pile of bricks. And there is a break in the fence, I’ll dump it there”.
Defined a plan of action and went … While removing the noodles from the ears, you take a deep breath and on the exhale, with wild animal cries, you attack the nearest enemy. If he still managed to swing a club or a knife, dive his hand down and walk behind his back with lightning speed, striking a blow with his fist on the back of the head. Stun him with this short and sharp blow and push the second opponent on the edge of the knife. Then jump and grab a brick and throw it in the face of the second opponent. Following this - a dash to the saving hole in the fence, and further into the passage between the garages, around the corner of the nearest house, depending on the circumstances. Now - run! Run faster! If someone chases after you, stop around the corner of the first house and blow the brains out of your pursuer with a good counter blow. The moment when he turns around the corner is not difficult to catch: stomping, heavy breathing, rustling clothes will show you the line of attack in the best possible way. However, we are humane people and we can advise you not to hit on the head, but to lash with all your might, like a whip, with a stick on the knees or on the shins. Both in the first and in the second case, your pursuer will experience such a thrill that he will hardly want to continue the race.
A good street fighter must be a great actor, a master of the game, because a good punt is more expensive than any money. By ponting, you can beat anyone not only at the card table, but also in a dark alley. But remember that having chosen a certain tactic, you must adhere to it to the end, moreover, not overplaying it. On the stage, bad actors are pelted with rotten eggs and tomatoes, and in a street fight with bricks and iron bars. And the audience here is more discerning than theater critics. Therefore, playing in a dark alley in front of the "riders" pursues only one specific goal: to relax the "kids" and leave unharmed. Even if one of the attackers hits you at the moment of your game, do not interrupt your speech, continue to bend your line, preparing for a lightning-fast attack. Making a frightened, surprised expression on your face, say: "Guys, well, why?" - not a voice, but a continuous plea. - "Let's be nice … Anything you want …". And meanwhile you occupy an advantageous position in order to break through with a fight for sure.
By ponting, you can also neutralize the aggression of potential opponents in the bud. After deciding to frolic with a lonely stranger, they have already hung certain images in front of them in space, have already managed to imagine how further events will develop, tuned in, and suddenly they hear: “Guys! Where is the phone here? " Your question sounds like meeting them is your salvation. And then, like a tank: “My wife’s birth has begun, we urgently need an ambulance.” In all your appearance - extreme concern and hope for help. The following scheme may also work: "Mom has a heart attack, but she will not survive the second heart attack!"
Having pity, sympathizing, the "riders" can even give you a cell phone to call an ambulance, but then play to the end. Call the ambulance, call the carriage at some plausible address, thank the guys heartily for their help, promise even to drink with them to the health of the heir (or that “relative”, for whose sake you were looking for the phone). You can play, punt in different ways. For example, as soon as you are surrounded, make a "terribly cruel" look and hiss: "Pretend to be homies, just quickly … I have cops on my tail." At the same time, it is necessary to hiss with sincere malice (towards the cops), furtively looking around. Generally speaking, there are many options for show-off, it all depends on your imagination and acting skills, as well as on the correct assessment of the enemy. For example, a drunken impudent person, especially if he has a knife in his hand, cannot be taken for humanity, but the approach of the police can sober him up. Jargon also makes it clear that they met in a dark alley, "friends", bros. But then they can ask for the "bazaar". Therefore, if you do not know the slang of the criminal environment perfectly, it is better not to be bothered about the “hair dryer”. Otherwise, during the "bazaar" they will figure out that you are a player, and they will knock on your very smart head with their hands, feet and heavy objects.
In a fight that ensues, a show-off is also useful. Of course, not on its own, but for the sake of implementing a general plan of "combat actions". For example: you make happy eyes and shout to the enemy behind his back: "Lech, hit the back of the head with a sharpener!" And then you hit with all your strength in the bewildered sagging jaw of the opponent, and then in the balls, like on a soccer ball. And you trample. trample …
In addition, the show-off helps to get to the piece of iron lying somewhere nearby. You rush to the piece of iron just like that - they can immediately tear off your hands. But if you fart, you oyknesh from a weak blow as if your eggs cracked, then boldly cut through the space in the right direction. Then you will humanely meet the enemy rushing after you with a glorious blow - a piece of iron on the head. The same mount for which I had to ponte.
Now, let's touch on the field of psychology a little. What do you think, what are the motives and psychological characteristics of the “riders”?
Psychologists say that any aggression is a way to compensate for your own weakness. The degree of aggression and the factors that enhance or, conversely, extinguish it, and determine the behavior of the attacker. So, it is known that in a group aggressiveness increases markedly. It is almost impossible to avoid an attack by calmly talking to a drunken crowd. In this case, the aggressor is supported by third parties, friends from his company, which means that refusing to attack is equivalent to him as if he showed his weakness to them. In another case, when the attacker is alone, he can, depending on the circumstances, go to reconciliation, join in a conversation with the "victim". Therefore, in a one-on-one “bazaar” it is necessary to take into account the presence and degree of alcoholic intoxication of the “rider”. In most cases, bloodshed can be avoided with the right words and intonations. In any case, whether you are passively resisting or attacking, there are several important psychological issues to keep in mind.
At first. Show your fear, uncertainty - and your opponent will assert his intentions to rip off your arms and legs. Then you will not be able to avoid the attack. On the other hand, we do not advise you to put pressure on the enemy's weaknesses, to remind you of them during the "bazaar". This, too, can only add oil to the fire. In this case, the enemy's aggression will increase in order to compensate for the increased feeling of one's own insignificance.
Secondly. When it seems to you that you managed to avoid the attack, do not relax anyway. Since there is a very great temptation to attack the victim when she does not expect anything and has already substituted her back. Calmness and confidence should be your mask until the aggressor is out of sight.
We give several "keys" at once, designed for people with different life experiences. For example, how to behave with an enemy in a dark alley if you yourself are a hardened wolf? Proceed as follows. Bring yourself to white heat in two to three seconds. So you will be anesthetized, and you will scare the enemy to death. In addition, by "winding up" emotions, you can easily turn off logic. Methods: pupils dilated, fingers fanned out. The body will affect your consciousness, and an active dispersal of the psyche will take place. You turn off your mind and turn on your instincts. Only thanks to instincts will you be able to react adequately to any attack of the enemy: either you pass to defense, or you respond to aggression with even more aggression. That is: d * act without thinking! Water your opponent with a three-story mat, sprinkle saliva in the face. Become a hungry lion!
Your wild and atypical behavior will quickly throw your opponent out of psychological balance, embarrass or scare him. Then hit him in the groin, throat, knees. And remember: "Prepared survives!"