Every woman has secrets or shame they never talk about. TOP 10 female shame that sometimes happens to the fair sex.
What women don't talk about? About your little shame And don’t lie that you didn’t have a single little shame that you didn’t tell anyone about. They all had. As a result of communication with friends, this is the TOP 10 female shame.
1st place. The tights that you took off in a hurry along with the jeans, and forgot about them. And they haven't forgotten about you. And the next time you put on these jeans, the previous tights will first lie in a big lump in the area of your priests all day, and then fall out of your trouser leg right on the subway. And some guy will tell you about it.
2nd place. You were invited to the cinema. You came there smart, and just in case in a skirt. Because the film is about love and with sex scenes. What if the man at the climax will not be able to resist and shake you by the knee? you sit gracefully in a cinema chair, and it has two cubic meters of air under the upholstery. And the air with a characteristic sound "prrrrrrrr" loudly out through the hole in the right side. And a child's voice from the back row: "Mom, did you hear how that aunt farted over there?"
3rd place. You accidentally meet the Man of Your Dreams. And you walk with him down the street by the hand. And then, as in the advertisement: “This is my house. Will you stop by for a cup of coffee?"
And you would come in !!!! And she went in and would have stayed there, if not for one thing: today is the Day of the Big Laundry. Therefore, today you are wearing your mother's knee-length blue pea panties, and your grandfather's alcoholic T-shirt with the inscription "Olympics-80", which you have under your sweater to keep it warm.
And you told him: “Oh, but I don’t like coffee …” And he told you: “What kind of coffee do you not like? I have a very, very strong coffee! You just can't imagine how strong it is, and what a great effect it has! " And you stand and yell to yourself: “Dryayayayayayayayayayayayayan! Shut up!!!! I'll strangle you with my grandfather's T-shirt, you bastard !!! " And you don't go anywhere. Because you can't go to the Ideal Man in Mommy's Trousells.
4th place. You have turned off the hot water for 2 weeks, you have a Big Laundry Day again and from the available clean clothes only your ex-husband's vest and old leggings with a rubbed ass, you have PMS and all over you covered with pimples like in the glorious "Where are my seventeen years old?", for tomorrow you have an entry to the salon - to paint the gray roots, and they told you not to wash your head, and now you quickly jumped out into the street, to the nearest store for bread. And who did you first meet at the door of this store? Right. His ex and his fucking new chick. And the worst thing is that the former recognized you. And he said loudly: “How many years, how many winters! And you finally haven't changed!"
5th place. Damn T9. One day you send 2 SMS: to a man who asks "Why didn't you pick up the phone yesterday?" and to his boss, who yells: "Why are you late ?!"
The first one you want to send a message: "Kid, I'm sorry, again some nonsense with the phone, your calls do not go through", but he flies away "Baby, I'm sorry, I'm pooping again." And to your boss you type the text with a trembling hand: "Sorry, I'm already running," but he gets: "Sorry, I'm already flowing," and then he thinks for a long time. The consequences are unpredictable.
6th place. Classic. Throw on a litrushechka monkey Bianco on Saturday - and write to the former “You ruined my whole life, rubbish! But I still love you!" - and send a photo with boobs. And in response to receive the message: “Who are you, and why are you writing to my peasant at night ?! Shl. Boobs, by the way, are miserable. I have more"
7th place. Wake up on Saturday morning in an unfamiliar place, in bed with the Scariest Man in the World. And remember nothing. And you have no cowards. And on it there is. And underpants, and even boots. And a jacket on a naked body. And here you sit and suffer: was it or was it not? And where is my bag? And how to get out of here?
8th place. One day your man finds out that princesses do poop after all. And he learns this much earlier than the day when he was supposed to learn about it. You just did not calculate the strength of his sleep, and your own capabilities. The dream was not strong, and the possibilities, it turns out, are endless. And that princesses poop - learned not only your man, but the entire floor of his house.
9th place. Receive on March 8 as a gift from a man - a set of luxurious underwear. Where the bra is one size larger. And the joyful man demands that you put it all on immediately right here with him! And you would rather die than hear from him: “Damn … I asked in the store for the smallest size. They gave me this, and said that there is no less less"
It happens, baby, it happens !!!!!!! It happens exactly the same size, only it has three kilo push-ups !! And here you have stupid lace underwire. And what am I going to put in it ?!
10th place. Walking down the street, talking to a friend on the phone, telling her: “Oh, well, I expected more. there are eight centimeters, and have not yet reported at all. Yes, I know that the first pancake is lumpy … Okay, I'll give a second chance to the loser. Fuck him. " And from behind it: "Kha-kha.." You turn around - and he is standing behind you. And I heard everything.
It's a pity. After all, the second time everything could have turned out.
