Scandals, jealousy and showdown. Why do women do this? Do you think that taking out the brain by a woman is a necessary evil?
On the May holidays, you were left one-on-one with the Chicken, who at first slept well, and now, with sophistication and special cynicism, takes out your brain. Of course, if you did not send her to the sea to live a sex life without you with children.
You have long resigned yourself to the fact that your brain is regularly taken out to you. Moreover, you think that taking out the brain is a necessary evil, something like a side effect of being a full-fledged member of society, which gives you cohabitation with a feathered one.
One thing you cannot understand: why you and your friends have mothers, in the main, women are healthy, reasonable and restrained, and wives and girlfriends are completely inadequate. One is more trenchant than the other: demanding, overly emotional, prone to a showdown and inflating scandals out of the blue.
What happened to women in one generation? For what reason have they turned from sane to insane? Mutation? Radiation? Ecology? The pernicious influence of the West?
Don't guess. Will explain.
The women are massively morose, and the reason for this is idleness. How was it before? There is only one woman, but there are many things to do. In an average Soviet family, a woman had two children and not a single nanny. She also had a job, at least from 8 to 5, and a very modest line of household appliances: an iron, a meat grinder, a hand washing machine, at best.
A woman's car was a rarity at that time. Hanging with string bags, they jumped from the metro to the tram, from the tram to the bus, and from the bus they jumped to the kindergarten for spinognuts, and at home they were not waiting for "in contact" with "Facebook", but business: washing-cleaning-cooking-ironing. The Soviet woman had no time for reflection, which is the reason for the removal of the brain …
Chicken freed up time, she reflected and decided that you were to blame for everything. It is her fault that she wasted her beauty on you, which, by the way, she never had in her birth. It is her fault that she is sad and lonely, because you are callous and inattentive. It's your fault that she's fat because you don't love her.
Relax. You are not guilty of anything. And if he is to blame, it is only that he created too comfortable conditions for the Hen, in which she toils from idleness.
Tell me, does your rubbish have a car? And what about a nanny or at least a mother who hangs around for days on end? Is there a cleaning lady? Household appliances - a complete set? Are you overloaded with cooking? Do you often order sushi and pizza at home? Are you eating semi-finished products? Cooking a reptile for a few days?
Here's your answer. She has free time - above the roof. Here is the roof and goes. From idleness. And you are suffering.
I hope you can make the conclusions yourself.
