Corkscrew and lipstick. The story of one handbag
Corkscrew and lipstick. The story of one handbag
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The girl's handbag is a black hole and her fortress. We still can't get an exact idea of the girl, but we can learn a lot. The story of a woman's handbag.

Once I let Sasha hold my purse. I gave it without any specific purpose, and then so that it would not bother me, while I was analyzing the next dress for its suitability for me. Sasha is finishing the psychology department and, of course, he couldn't just hold his purse. He doesn't know how to do anything just like that - in all his words and actions there is a hidden subtext. However, now we are not talking about him, but about my carry-on luggage.

"What have you got there, bricks?" He asked angrily.

“No, no,” I replied. “Moreover, I unloaded it before going shopping.”

To which he stared at me and said, "Then I have to see this."

This is how this story began. The history of my purse is in the hands of a future psychologist, and also - I believe - the history of many women's purses. Interesting? Then please follow me. Below I will try to summarize everything that my overly well-read friend gave me.

The documents. A sign that you are a serious young lady. However, if they are scattered around the bag, then this is debatable.

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This, as Sasha said, is the most interesting. The contents of a bag are inversely proportional to your self-confidence. Let's not forget that confidence is a very abstract category, because during the day you can successfully portray an independent and absolutely confident beauty, and at night you can cry into your pillow because of a pimple on your nose. So, the cosmetic bag will reveal all the secrets. It turns out that the more cosmetics, the less self-confidence you have.

What lies in the cosmetic bag can also say a lot: if perfume samples prevail, then you subconsciously complex because of your smell, if lipsticks - you do not like your own lip shape, foundation plus powder plus concealer - you are unhappy with the state of your skin … And all these exclamations like “Oh, I just love lipsticks of different colors” are just excuses.

Notepads. The more notebooks you have in your purse, the more you tend to be in control. In mine there was one, a very impressive size, and Alex immediately raised his eyes to me, saying: "Well, you certainly do not keep everything under control, I know you …" Planning is really alien to me. And I always forget everything and am not at all friends with time, although I write a daily plan of the day.

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Having plush friends means you are a romantic girl. Soft toys are more often found as key rings for keys, but this does not change the essence of the matter. We girls sometimes try to take on the appearance of iron ladies like Margaret Thatcher, but in reality we dream of great love and kisses under the beautifully flying snow. “And those who don’t dream do not carry toys in their purses: they have a bottle opener dangling on a keychain,” my friend stated sternly.
The story of a woman's handbag
The story of a woman's handbag

Candy wrappers from sweets, chocolate bars and other delights of life. This is most often a sign that you are not dining at home. That is, either you are at school all day, or at work, or somewhere else in such conditions that you do not have the opportunity to fully dine, and you have to save yourself with snacks. I had a couple of snicker wrappers in my bag, a bag of chips and gum foil. But my friend - I immediately remembered - in her purse often had not empty packages, but with decent leftovers of food. “This means,” Alex explained, “that she likes to stock up on everyone for the future.” But, in fact, at school Lenka always did her homework for the week ahead - fantastic, as the purse can tell about!

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Obviously, you spend the night outside the house a lot. Not necessarily "for men", as one friend of mine puts it, but, for example, you stay overnight with a friend. Moreover, a toothbrush is carried with them only by those young ladies in whose life overnight stays happen with enviable frequency. So the presence of this item in your purse gives you a frivolous and even partying person.

By the way, personal hygiene items in your purse show that you are internally ready for any troubles in life. And if one day Hurricane Katrina catches your person outside the home walls, then you will take pajamas, a change of underwear, and other intimate accessories from your bag and wave them victoriously over your head. It does credit to your foresight.

Corkscrew. Tells us that the girl loves to have fun and often rotates in "alcoholic" companies. Moreover, most likely, the action usually takes place on the street, when there is nowhere else to take the corkscrew. I even remembered the story of how an old friend and I went to spend a pleasant time in the park in the summer. We bought a bottle of wine "for the meeting", sat down, and then could not open it for about an hour, until the compassionate owner of a nearby bar lent us a corkscrew. Afterwards we laughed that you need to carry a corkscrew with you anytime, anywhere. And I even threatened that I would write my friend on the phone as "Lesya-corkscrew" so as not to forget to take this important thing next time. However, the tradition of carrying a corkscrew with me never took root. And now it turns out that this is good.

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Such a girl loves to do pleasant things to others and is fueled by the energy of their joy. For example, a girl gives a new acquaintance a postcard with her phone and the inscription “Nice to meet you,” and he smiles back at her (nice, agree?), And she, in turn, is charged with a good mood.

Pills. This girl is a lifesaver. Surely, among your acquaintances there are people who you can always turn to for help - at one o'clock in the morning, being in another city or having been in a quarrel with them for several weeks. And they will not refuse, but will definitely help. It is these girls who carry mini-first-aid kits with them: they know that “if not them, then who?”, Selflessly shouldering the role of an eternal rescuer.

Tea spoon. One friend of mine always carried a teaspoon with her, arguing that she could not imagine how you can eat with plastic spoons in fast food restaurants. In fact, she is an impossible cleanliness, squeamish about the spoons and forks used by strangers.

“Yes,” Sasha summed up, “the girl's handbag is a black hole. We can learn a lot, but we still can't form an idea of a girl without personal communication with her!"

He thought about something and suddenly asked: "But still, why is it so hard for you?" Well, yes, I kept silent about the secret compartment. Otherwise, I would have to listen to his tirade for another good two hours, and meanwhile the shops are not waiting. And by the way, it is high time for me to buy a new bag.

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