The art of deceiving a woman (male excuses) should be perfected and its secrets should never become the property of the female half of society.
Males are proud individuals and megalomaniacs, therefore they rarely delve into the meaning of what other males have said, considering their own opinion on any account to be paramount and correct. That is why, before sharing advice on how to correctly circle women around the finger of any serial number, I want to give a general assessment of this phenomenon.
You see, girls have a huge number of complexes, so they are not sure of themselves from birth. With age, this uncertainty grows, and from the moment the onset of inter-sex relations turns into pathology, sometimes into manic. Any man knows, one has only to linger a little in time, as the second half already accuses of the most terrible sins, against the background of which betrayal of the Motherland seems like a funny childish prank. Interrogation with prejudice in some partnerships is an ordinary thing and the stronger sex is used to testifying in their own defense, but only women's art in terms of obtaining the necessary information is growing, and the men are still lying like first-graders to their director. You need to grow, guys, to grow, otherwise the moment will come when women will draw conclusions about our adventures long before suspicions are confirmed by facts and evidence.
Isn't it going to this: it is worth staying for an hour and a scandal is guaranteed, even if the excuse is not worth it. And all because the art of deceiving a woman should be perfected and its secrets should never become the property of the female half of society.
The most common way to get rid of all women's claims for any reason is booze. A drunken sea is knee-deep, and therefore all his actions are attributed to the effect of alcoholic intoxication, even sex is casual on the side or in his own bed. Just think, in a semi-conscious state, he fucked someone else's or did not fuck his own. If a man comes home in this form, and even accompanied by friends, the likelihood of other accusations other than the inability to drink is often reduced to zero. By the way, it is not at all necessary to get drunk, it is enough to take a sip, let alone play the rest, since the actor in every man is still asleep. Against this background, almost everything is forgiven, starting with a late arrival and ending with a lack of desire to have sex. However, I do not advise you to abuse such an excuse, because drunkenness is far from the best way to maintain interpersonal relationships, even if it is fake.
hitting
Offensive defense is not ideal for getting out of sticky situations, however, it is used by a huge number of men around the world. Hitting is a counter-accusation against any desire of a woman to shake her rights. As a rule, faced with counter-aggression, the desire of the weaker sex to catch something instantly evaporates, especially if in the process of coexistence the necessary weaknesses are found. However, the frequent practice of such protection always leads to abuse on the part of the man, and then it is not known what end results this can lead to. I recommend using this only in exceptional cases, since women do not forget such showdowns and never forgive.
distraction
Distraction is a pre-rehearsed topic that can turn a woman's attention to something more meaningful to her. Each male knows the strengths and weaknesses of his partner, so he can easily draw the right topic from them, and then the right questions will immediately change the formidable mood and the storm may dissipate. For example, you can disarm a woman by saying that you met her ex-boyfriend, while making sad eyes and sighing sadly. All the ladies are reinsurers, and they will not want to aggravate the topic and find out the details of the meeting, so as not to hear something from the truth that has remained in the past. Against the background of a difficult topic, any neutral will be picked up with relief, and then there is no need to fear a return to finding out where he was and with whom. But here many options are required, otherwise night meetings with the same people or the origin of the same events will seem suspicious.
translation of arrows
A good option for solving problems with the upcoming clarification is a forced "switch of arrows". It is somewhat reminiscent of a way of distraction, but it hurts the female psyche less, since it does not have personal pressure. “To translate the arrows” means to set a woman a new task, which will immediately erase from her memory the one that she set for herself a minute before. Simply put, a man should find a topic, or rather several at once, that will push female aggression into the background. Let's say phrases such as “Hey, I figured out how to make repairs in our apartment - give me a piece of paper …” or “Count it up, tomorrow there will be a microbiology test at the institute, but I don’t know anything - can you help?”. All these simple introductory notes should be prepared in advance, so that the first that does not work is immediately replaced with another, or even the third, depending on the significance of the excuse and the degree of the woman's mood.
pressure on the conscience
If a woman is convinced that a man did not deserve her accusations, she becomes ashamed and then you can even earn some bonuses for the future. It is elementary simple to do this, it is enough to set up several clarifications of the circumstances in advance with a deliberate loss of her. For example, staying up late, having a solid alibi, and then not spreading it right away, but waiting for her to find out everything and feel her guilt. Competent variations on this theme will be deposited in her memory, and then, at any flight, she will be able to get off with a meaningful phrase: “You again?..”. Older fans of excuses should add something like "Aren't you ashamed?.."
bribery
Bribery is a way out of situations of any complexity by giving a bribe in any equivalent that suits the accuser. Anyone who has such an opportunity will certainly take advantage of this, settling even the most inevitable conflicts. It is explained by the fact that women want a lot in this life, therefore they always choose the lesser of two evils, and here a bonus is due to the lesser evil - but only a complete fool will refuse. To put it into practice is as easy as shelling pears, it is enough to say at the very beginning of an unpleasant conversation: "Shouldn't we go somewhere to relax - to warm countries, for example?" or "Listen, I just figured out how you will look in the underwear that I looked after you today for the occasion - awesome!..". Only the most cheeky masochist can start after such a booze, but with this one you can use other ways to excuse yourself.
justification
I can recommend someone who is able to withstand the verbal punch of the main accuser, an equally popular way to excuse himself - this is an excuse. Justification - a set of pre-prepared reasons for which a man could not, failed, did not appear, did not do, did not wait, did not notice, did not stay … or did the wrong thing, not here, not so, with the wrong one … Suitable for any occasion, it is only necessary to correctly select these very reasons, as well as to correctly select the tactics and strategy of their presentation, using all the above points. But making excuses does not mean admitting your guilt on all counts. Only for those that do not entail serious consequences, and then only partially.
Lying does not paint a real man, but who told her that he was trying to decorate himself, and not save a good relationship in the family or sexual partnership? If the relationship leaves much to be desired, they will definitely be interrupted, the male lies or always speaks the truth as in confession.
