50 phrases you must say in your life
50 phrases you must say in your life
Anonim

You can live a long and eventful life, dispensing with jabs on the shoulder and poking through your teeth, but if you do decide to open your mouth, then only for the sake of these phrases. 50 phrases you must say in your life. Sometimes we are silent when it is necessary to say:

1. All drinks at my expense!

All drinks at my expense! - 50 phrases you must say in your life
All drinks at my expense! - 50 phrases you must say in your life

3. Ken am I si rushn consul?

4. Let's go out.

5. Honey, this is not at all what you think. I'll explain everything.

6. Touch it, don't be afraid …

7. Zero!

8. It seems to me that we need to live separately.

9. Doctor, I must warn you: anesthesia is not for me …

Doctor, I must warn you: anesthesia is not for me … - 50 phrases that you must say in your life
Doctor, I must warn you: anesthesia is not for me … - 50 phrases that you must say in your life

11. I love you. marry me!

12. I hope you are already sixteen?

13. And I decided to transfer this Nobel Prize to the Peace Fund.

14. Is it an hour or a night?

15. My mother and I have worked all our lives so that you …

16. Sorry boy, but I'm not on this part, if I decide to change orientation, you will know about it first.

17. They threw it on me!

18. I bet the whole pension!

19. I like you very much too, but I am married.

20. Run! I will delay them.

Run! I will delay them. - 50 phrases you must say in your life
Run! I will delay them. - 50 phrases you must say in your life
The myth of a real man
The myth of a real man

22. Doctor, it seems to me that I am peeing with barbed wire!

23. So we kind of protected ourselves …

24. Damn, how does this unfasten?

25. Don't get me wrong … are you sure that I am the father?

26. I won't say anything without my lawyer.

27. I think I can handle it, but it will cost you dearly.

28. Pseofurosipeans, I do not want harm to your planet.

29. All to zero!

30. Of course I've done it before! Thousand times! I just got worried today.

31. Do you respect me?

32. Is there a pair of clean socks in this house ?!

33. Comrade Major, your proposal is immoral, it contradicts my moral principles!

34. Where do children come from? Go ask your mom.

35. I haven't been on vacation in three years.

36. Don't give a damn! I don’t regret anything anyway!

37. Because he is my friend! And it is not discussed.

38. Already half past three? Day or night?

39. Not at all. It is not for sale.

40. So when does your husband return from a business trip?

41. It tastes better while it's alive.

42. Ambulance? We are running out of water!

43. Leave it to a man. Give me five minutes and it should work.

44. Thank you, I'll take the money.

45. Darling, I think I already …

46. By vein? This is without me.

47. I dedicate this song to the activists of my fan club!

I dedicate this song to the activists of my fan club! - 50 phrases you must say in your life
I dedicate this song to the activists of my fan club! - 50 phrases you must say in your life
A male perspective on gender equality. We're just stronger
A male perspective on gender equality. We're just stronger

49. No, you're not fat at all!

50. My condolences. If I can help you, I’m there.

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