How can you quickly get rid of alcohol with the help of some miraculous - folk or pharmacological - means? Time of complete elimination of alcohol from the body.
In the life of most drivers, at least once there was a situation when there was a question: to drive or not? The reason for doubt is the feast the day before. But there is an opinion that with the help of some miraculous - folk or pharmacological - means, the body can be quickly rid of alcohol. Much faster than nature intended. Is it so? They found one way. True, too extravagant.
If not otherwise
It just so happened in our kingdom-state: we love to drink, and sometimes hard. And the next morning with a headache and driving?.. Stop! Driving a car while intoxicated is the most serious sin, fraught with punishment: in addition to running into a serious punishment (deprivation of rights), there is also a great responsibility to people, and if you are not a scumbag, then to your conscience. It is clear, if the next day is on the road, the ideal option is not to drink! But what if, after all, yesterday he took a sip at the dacha, but today a friend called for help in trouble - and it is impossible to postpone the trip? Is it possible to speed up sobering up? How can you tell if you are ready to drive? To answer these questions, we ran a small experiment. Its members voluntarily assumed the risk of possible dire consequences.
Will you be the third?
Lawyer Sergei Smirnov completed a course at a drug treatment clinic. This is not about treatment - he received invaluable information on how to slow down drunkenness and speed up the process of sobering up. In our experiment, Sergei acted as a judge independent of alcohol (the rest of the test participants sympathized with him).
To prevent a person from getting drunk longer than usual, it is necessary to slow down the absorption of alcohol by the body. How? You should combine alcohol with a hearty snack, preferably fatty. There is a very effective method used by many politicians, businessmen, who cannot even drink, and it is dangerous to get drunk: before a feast, take 200 grams (keep yourself in hand!) Castor oil inside. Unlike other fats, it is not absorbed in the gastrointestinal tract, envelops it - and alcohol does not "how", but it slips through oil in transit through this very tract.
Don't you like castor oil? We agree, there is little pleasant, but if you want not to get drunk, bear with it. And in addition, get ready for the fact that some time after taking this magic drug, the feast will have to leave - for physiological reasons. It is even better to combine the reception of castor oil, excuse me, with an enema - in order to completely cleanse the body. As much as our alcohol-independent judge insisted, the subjects did not like this method. I had to exclude it from the list of mandatory procedures.
Well, we started. As expected, there are three of us: Igor (48 years old, height 176 cm, weight 82 kg), Alexander (39 years old, 185 cm, 90 kg) and Sergey (34 years old, 175 cm, 80 kg), who is strong, with degrees the contents of the vessels did not even take a sip.
The table was set taking into account the recommendations of doctors - a lot of fatty snacks and pickles. The participants in the gatherings had to be limited by the volume of consumption (400 grams of vodka per drinking companion), as well as by time: our task was to socialize culturally, as most decent citizens do, and not to buzz until the morning. About an hour before midnight, the bainki departed.
Get started charging
The morning was greeted fully armed. One of the ways to remove alcohol is through the lungs in the form of vapors. True, it is of little use if you breathe normally. In order to spur the process of ventilation of the lungs, it is recommended to activate exhalation. For example, to go for a march with agility, or at least take a walk in clean air for four hours. And in order to more abundantly and more intensively any nasty things come out through the kidneys, doctors recommend pouring in a lot of liquid "after yesterday". It is useful to take a diuretic in pursuit. The most affordable is tea, preferably a special one. In addition to the usual home remedies, there are more effective, although not harmless, but they are resorted to only in specialized medical institutions. These are droppers, blood transfusions, blood purification with special filters. The authors of these lines have found someone who managed to piss off a horse dose of alcohol (however, they shouldn’t have offended the horses - they don’t consume). After the shift, the doctor took it on his chest - he celebrated a joyful event for a colleague, and suddenly a call: an urgent need to leave for a couple of hundred kilometers. It was a sin, he took advantage of his official position: he performed hemodialysis, that is, he lay under the apparatus known as an artificial kidney. An hour and a half later he reduced the blood alcohol content to zero … But he did not leave: on that day and a couple of days after it was shaking - the body received severe stress … The participants in our experiment immediately refused such drastic measures.
… Awakening was easy for the subjects, but their appearance clearly spoke of yesterday. An external examination showed: both, if you happen to collide with a traffic inspector, are candidates for an alcohol test. The “glass test” (active exhalation into a clean glass with subsequent sniffing of the contents through the nose of a non-alcoholic judge) showed that each one was rushing into a fume (from Igor - more). Further - a survey with a breathalyzer. We took a professional device, which are in service with the traffic police. Igor was the first to pass the test: 0.196 mg per liter of exhaled air, Alexander - 0.178 mg / l. Both are not suitable for driving (the norm is not more than 0.15 mg / l, which corresponds to 0.3 ppm of alcohol in the blood). The next test is Romberg's pose: feet shoulder-width apart, with the index finger hitting the tip of the nose the first time. The testers are heroes: they immediately hit the right place. But how do they feel? Igor said that he was uncomfortable, as if he would not have sat behind the wheel. But Alexander felt good, did not feel the "joys" of a hangover.
We moved on to the physical education part. To begin with, balloons were inflated. Not only to create a festive atmosphere, but also a great way to ventilate your lungs. After a dozen inflated balloons, Igor's indicator dropped immediately to 0, 184 mg / l!.. The half-hour run was given to the fighters with difficulty, but they are fighters! Yes, and inspired by the good purpose of the experiment. And this was followed by: pulling up on the bar, exercises on the uneven bars … After exercising in the fresh air - water procedures and tea in the most digestible volumes. Then again a control examination of the appearance and exhalation into the breathalyzer. Igor - 0.162 mg / l, Alexander - 0.151 mg / l! The latter's testimony was borderline with normal, but there was still a slight alcoholic "exhaust" from the mouth. As for Igor, he did not consider it possible for himself to get behind the wheel and continued to sober up with other, folk remedies.
Timing: the "procedures" began at 9 am, Alexander was ready to leave (both according to his own feelings and according to the readings of the device) at 11 o'clock, Igor "matured" only after a hearty lunch at 1 pm.
In the preparation of the material, a PRO-100 combi breathalyzer was used.