Almost nothing has been written about how foreign women relate to Russian men.
A lot has been written about how foreign men treat Russian women, and almost nothing about how foreign women treat us Russian men.
Little of. Around the attitude towards our ladies, a myth has been created that, they say, everyone loves Russian women, that they, they say, are valued for their modesty, hard work, patience, etc.
Well, what can I say here … They are appreciated, of course, but at first, unknowingly …
I have not met a single foreigner who, having been the husbands of some of our "unrepentant" Nastenka, would then speak positively about this Nastenka, that is. without the viper hiss and the mat there.
There are, of course, exceptions, but rarely. It's just at first everything is like in the movie:
- Is it tyebye, djevitsa?.. Is it tyebye, krasnaya?..
- Yes, warmth, father, warmth, Morozushko …
And the eyes are so kind, clean, honest, unrepentant. Like Teletubbies, or rather, Teletubbies.
Well - Frost and swam like an ice cream in the oven. And then our kind-eyed, a year later, grab this American or German Frost by the scrotum (she pulled out his beard before) - and go to court, sue his house and half his fortune. And after all he will sue. Our inscrutable. The Teletubby is good-hearted. The pure-eyed is deadly.
Then, having thrown Frost in his Berlin dayreute, he will return to his homeland. Walking with school friend Stasik. With college friend Maksik. With her first husband Tolik. With the best friend of her first husband Maratik. And again - go under the tree. Wait for the next French or Japanese Frost, so that he can play some castle on the Loire River or an island from the Sikashima archipelago.
So - a myth, a myth, and again a myth.
She, of course, is both a galloping horse and into a burning hut. But - if she needs it. And if not necessary - a horse for a sausage, and a hut for an office. I, of course, exaggerate, but not much.
You know, for example, that one of our girls married a Swiss, who was 84, then his son, who was 50, and then a twenty-five-year-old grandson. And all three have sued everything. That is, literally. I left all three, like mountain goats, without pants to walk in the alpine meadows.
Another - got into the harem of some sheikh. She lived for a year. I'm tired of it. I asked the sheikh to go home. The Sheikh did not let go. Then she strangled him with her chest and ran away. History is nowhere more real. Now she lives somewhere near Arkhangelsk, a milkmaid. Only our Nastenka can strangle a man with her chest.
So it turns out that at first foreigners think well of Russian women, and then - let's put it mildly - they find out the truth.
The situation is quite different with us men.
At first foreign women do not think about us or think badly about us. But then …
What are we, Russian men, in their poor understanding? We drink. We don't wash. We have a mysterious unpredictable soul. We are the mafia. We are bearded bears. We walk in winter hats, with balalaikas, knocking down icicles from birches with our heads, etc.
A drunken, smelly, unpredictable bearded bear in a hat, with a balalaika and a submachine gun. Reading, moreover, Dostoevsky and therefore even more unpredictable.
A survey of foreign women who did not have long-term direct contact with Russians, on the subject of what concept they associate with the phrase "Russian man", gave approximately the following results: ≈ 25% - drunkenness, vodka
≈ 25% - Mafia
≈ 25% - bear
≈ 25% - beard, hat
By the way, a similar survey among our girls (what do you associate with the phrase "foreign man"?), However, who had contacts with foreigners (ours almost all had contacts with foreigners), gave a different kind of results: ≈ 25% - money, wealth ("We must take!")
≈ 25% - dullness ("brains like a woodpecker")
≈ 25% - greed ("he will strangle himself for a roll of toilet paper")
≈ 25% - boring ("flies howl, dogs drown themselves and camels drink too much")
So, going back to the attitude of foreign women towards Russians. The opposite is true. Those who have not seen us think we are bad. But those who, so to speak, contacted us, all almost unanimously say: Russian men are very good. Honestly.
The main opinion is something like this.
In many reviews, the same idea can be traced: Russian men are not bright on the outside, but bright on the inside.
For example, from the essay Chinese student(reproduce in full, with errors):
“Russian peasants are positive. They do not immediately catch the eye, but then I understand: a good person, kind. They have interesting brains and warm souls."
Those. warm.
Japanesewrites:
“I like Russian men. They are not greedy, I read a lot, they love a holiday. Cool character. The German is taller, the Americans are fatter and richer in body, but the Russian is cooler in soul."
You see: they are "fatter and richer", and we are "cooler souls." In the sense - the soul. It's not about cases, after all.
American
“Russian men are a good person. He is not only interested in money, he has an interesting spiritual world."
Everything is correct. Of course, we are “interested in money” (try not to “take an interest” in them now!), But about spiritualism - this good, as they say, is higher than the crown of our heads.
Korean
“The external data of Russian men are not always attractive. New clothes, they don't always shave the bottom of the face, they don't comb their hair, they don't always wash their shoes. But if you do not pay attention to this circumstance, then you can see the inner attractive qualities of Russian men. They are kind, generous, funny, not boring, real friends, and always give help when there is a problem."
Well done girl. She described everything in detail about us, "non-teddy men". Even a tear breaks through. And so a mean man's tear rolls onto the unshaven “bottom of the face”.
And here Spaniard:
"The Spanish muschin has a hot body and a cold soul, the Russian muschin basically has everything hot, above all the inner world."
Yes, our "inner world" is hot, I know from myself.
Greek
"Despite drinking vodka and not being friends with a bath, the Russian male mentality has a lot of positives."
Thanks for that too.
“Russians drink beer in the morning. How does it work then? These are bad things. However, the Russian man has a good heart. These are good deeds."
Oh you, sweetheart. You know everything: where are "good things", where are "bad". Is that beer in the morning to drink - "bad deeds"? This is just normal. Blow out half a liter of vodka in the morning - then there will be business. And about the heart - right. I hit the point.
I summarize: we are good. Better than we think. You know better from the outside.
And of course, I overdid it about our girls. They are good too. Only with us, not with them. So they, the local men, should, even if the bastards, do not put their eyes on someone else's. But there is something to put something on, to be honest. Our girls, if you look closely, are beautiful, kind, loyal and intelligent. And outside. And inside.
And our, Russian men, dull appearance is a trick. So that all sorts of Honduras there do not worry.
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